There’s something about summer that makes the bond between humans and water run a lot deeper than the need to remain hydrated. It seems as soon as April gets here, the girls are getting tan and buying new bathing suits, while the guys are tuning up boats and putting new line on their fishing poles, all in preparation to hit the water.
I’m no exception. Well, I at least put new fishing line on my pole when I awoke on Good Friday.
My dad and I were off for the holiday, so, with both of us uncommitted for the day, I thought it would be the perfect time to take his old fishing boat out for a test run. After all, it ran great last year. If it did the same this year, we’d really be pulling the fish in.
Daddy saw me with my fishing pole and immediately got his, no questions asked. We have a little competition every year to see who can catch the most fish. He won’t admit it, but I beat him last year. This year is payback, supposedly.
“Where do you want to go?” asked Daddy. This is always a tough question, because fishing options are rather few in Culleoka. You either drive to a creek, the Duck or Tennessee River, or, if you’re lucky enough, a friend’s stocked pond.
“How about taking the boat to the Duck?” I replied. Daddy hates fishing the Duck, so I knew this was going to be a tough sell. He relented, however, and we took off, boat in tow.
The first indication there might be trouble was when we got to the usually-full boat ramp and found it deserted. However, throwing caution to the wind, we thought ourselves lucky that we might be the first ones to test these waters for the day; all for the chance to catch some whoppers.
With the boat in the water, we fired it up, and, wouldn’t you know it, it started on the first try. This was going to be a good day. Good Friday.
We went upstream for a mile or two, taking mental notes of logs and rocks that we would cast to on the float back down. The water was swift, more so than usual, but all that meant to us was that our fishing trip would be over sooner, or so we thought.
It wasn’t long before we were almost at the boat ramp. To our dismay, we had not received one single bite. Disgusted, Daddy fired the boat up once more and zipped past the boat ramp. If we couldn’t catch any fish, at least we could take a leisurely ride down the river.
We had gone as far as we could go. Shoals were ahead. We started to turn around, but the motor did not obey the commands of the steering wheel. The steering cable had snapped in half!
Daddy, always quick on his feet, grabbed the motor and turned it manually. I was ordered to sit in the captain’s chair to apply acceleration to the boat. And, wouldn’t you know it, the minute I gave the motor gas, it died.
“What did you do?” demanded Daddy with eyebrows arched — the surest sign anyone in the Southern Family is mad.
I had, in fact, done nothing. The motor died on its own accord and, more, refused to start back. We started paddling.
With two paddles, we were in good shape. We were making some good ground when “SNAP!” My paddle broke in two, the larger half floating down the river. When Daddy turned around to see me not paddling, I had to tell him my paddle broke. His eyebrow arched even higher, and he gave up.
He paddled us to the bank and told me to call my grandfather; perhaps he could bring a trolling motor. We walked up the bank, through a hog wallow and cow field and finally made it to the road. There we sat and waited for help.
Enter into the drama Jerry Cheek, my grandfather, better known as “Papa.” He arrived on the scene with the requested trolling motor and a battery he said was full of fight, just off the charger. Daddy took the items and went back to the boat, I, on the other hand, left with Papa and went to the boat ramp.
We sat at the boat ramp for a good 30 minutes with no sign of Daddy. I called. The report was the trolling motor was working fine and he should be there as soon as he could. I was thinking another 15 minutes.
An hour later, I called Daddy to see where he was. If he could just get around this one bend, he thought he would be in the home stretch. An hour later with no Daddy, I walked to the river bridge and started looking for him. He was nowhere in sight.
I called again. No answer. I was getting a little worried, but I knew if anyone could make it alright, it would be my old man.
Finally (after another hour), from my perch on the bridge, I saw the nose of his boat. Then it disappeared. Perhaps I just imagined it, but, no, there it was again. Then, again, it was gone. In that small bend, the current was so swift it was pushing his boat back every time.
Being helpless on my perch, I started my way back to the ramp when I heard it — a trailer chain dragging. I knew another boat must be coming to unload. I rushed to the ramp to meet it.
It wasn't a boat, but close. It was a jet ski. I talked the owner into rescuing Daddy, but first he wanted to take the jet ski upstream to test it out. Daddy, who had made the bend by now, saw the jet ski go upstream and immediately started cursing me in his head for not sending the vessel downstream to pull him in. Later, he would admit he was waving a QuikMart bag in the air to attract attention to his lifeless craft.
Before long, the jet ski made its way downstream and soon back up with Daddy in tow. I thanked the man and took a good long look at Daddy and his boat. The inside was full of branches and spiders, while Daddy was red-faced and soaking wet.
It seems that the “fresh” battery Papa gave Daddy was dead. Of course, Daddy had his boat's battery, but with the current fighting the trolling motor, it didn't last very long, so Daddy was forced to pull his boat upstream, branch-by-branch.
I thought that might be why he was soaking wet, because he was sweaty. But, no, he was wet because after he finished talking to me on his phone, he reached for a branch and fell in the river, losing his shoes, hat, sun glasses and phone. It must have been a deep hole, too. He said he never hit the bottom.
We finally got the boat loaded. I thanked the owner of the jet ski and we headed home. Halfway home, Daddy, a man of few words, summed up what I had been thinking all day.
“I thought this was supposed to be Good Friday?”
